✅ Sean posted the emoji.

✅ Internal Steam branch was updated.

✅ Just now the game is 50% off on one of the platforms… most likely it’ll be 50% off on other platforms as well.

✅ It’s a Wednesday.

All the usual signs are now here that we’re most likely getting the new update today!

Honest player: How do I get (insert difficult item to get)?

ENTIRE COMMUNITY: I can just give you a stack and you can duplicate it using one of many exploits!

Honest player: How do I do it without exploits?

That one guy that never talks: (wall of helpful text) unlocks the universe

Everyone else: (completely ignore the real advice to give more advice on different duplications)

Obviously it’s a joke. I love the community here and everyone has been extremely helpful at all times. I have tried my best to relay all of the information that I have learned. I was considering putting together an actual book on how to play this game because of all of the obscure knowledge you can’t even find on the internet. Maybe I will some day.