If my car had my starship’s scanner…
Me: Google, where's the nearest gas station?
Car: There's a Point of Interest twenty kilometers north.
Me: Point of Interest? Is that a gas station?
Car: Maybe. It might be a motel. Or a KFC. Or a supermarket. Or an abandoned factory.
Me: Hey! There's a gas station right in front of me, like five hundred yards away! Why didn't you tell me about that?
Car: There's a Point of Interest twenty kilometers north. And I'm not telling you about anything else until you visit it, then you can ask me again.
Me: *Tears the car's stupid brain out and throws it out of the window*
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