Them: What do you even do in that game?

Me: yeah, I kinda just…do shit. I mean, there’s a story and some quests but the game pl-

(30 minutes later)

…have a tool that allows you to mine different elements to recharge your equip-

(3 hours later)

…get it. But if you trade ships it’s a discount and you can also recruit them into your squad to fight with you in epic-

(Several topics later)

…if you put them together they light up because they’re giving bonuses so don’t use them in a straight row, try to group them-

(Fifteen videos on YouTube and 2 months later)

…which could be sold for nanites if your starship is already upgraded. There are-

(During the wedding)

…want to combine salt with oxygen to make chlorine and use that as a way to get money, or you could crash the marke-

(In the hospital during childbirth)

…make different types of buildings with a set of simple modular pieces that can either snap together or have free-

(At your kid’s baseball game talking to a stranger)

… emoji and then soon after a new update drops generally on a Wednesday. The most recent one is endurance, but the first one was-

(During graduation)

…ings us to the NEXT update which added a bunch of amazing improvements to so many different aspects-

(While filing for divorce)

…an have more than one starship. They give you a total of 9 ships to have. There are fighters, explor-

(At the nursing home)

…ion of the royal multi tool that really made you feel like a badass and went really well with-

(On death bed)

…editions were added. The first major reward was a golde-

(During funeral)

“We remember them well, always talking about their favorite game, No Man’s Sky. It’s a game where you-

Edit: Holy shit everyone, thank you so much for the awards! This community is amazing. Thank you so much.

Congrats to the builders, honestly, I know there’s plenty of you out there!

But hello, you have 18 quintilion planets to play with… Can we explorers get some sugar too, please?